eating is so badass i mean you put something in a cavity where you smash and destroy it with 32 protruding bones and then a meat tentacle pushes it into a pool of acid and after a few hours later you absorb its essence and transform it in energy just wow
That is the most metal thing I have ever read in my whole life.
(via thestrollingdead)
overhearing a conversation between strangers in which they’re saying something completely wrong and you really feel like correcting them
(via thestrollingdead)
Oh no
The best Harlem Shake video.
omg the fuckin’ upside down board cut out
(via found-on-the-internet)
Just saw this and it broke my heart— signal boost for this lady! I’ve seen this kinda stuff get spread majorly so I thought this might be able to help this lady. If you find her phone here’s the link to the craigslist ad!
The grim reality of this situation is even more heart shredding.
(via ladymarla)
Bacon Dogs Are Here! Thanks, Oscar Mayer
It’s as if they read the minds of bacon lovers everywhere: Oscar Mayer on Monday introduced five new hot dogs, one of which has bacon cooked right into it.Okay I just popped a huge boner for these.
Not even a so-called “ladyboner”.
I full-on grew a penis, and it is erect.
I can’t decide whether I’m proud or disgusted. America!
I mean, if you weren’t already disgusted with hotdogs before now - BACON shouldn’t be the thing to turn you off…
Personally, I’ve never had any qualms. Snouts and anuses? Whatever, they taste good - bring it! Now with bacon? Even better!
